Hitchhiker's Guide to Humanity
Bite-sized episodes, big perspective shifts.
Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity is the weirdest, wildest, most enlightening trip you never knew you needed.
Ever wonder why we’re here on Earth or why we’re expected to pay bills, feel feelings, and heal ancestral trauma with zero instructions? Yeah, same. But don’t worry, we're in this together.
Created by alchemist, philosopher, and author Erica Chapman, Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity is a weekly exploration of consciousness, healing, and what it means to be human.
Erica was raised on SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls, with a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. She’s a certified energy healer with a background in non-profit orgs, communications, and digital marketing. She holds a degree in Journalism & Advertising from CMU, and is the author of Teach Me to Forget, published by Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers.
Let’s navigate this wild ride together!
Find her online: @earthdecoded.fm
Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫
Episodes
25 episodes
Hitchhiker’s Guide to: The Unfiltered Audio from My First Download
⚡ Cosmic Bootleg // Raw AF Edition - #1This one’s a time capsule. Recorded on January 19, 2025, back when a younger version of me was just beginning to feel the pause between timelines. I didn’t know it yet, but this was my a...
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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13:38
Hitchhiker’s Guide to: How Humans Moonlight in the Astral Realm
In this week's episode, we’re decoding the dreamscape one symbol at a time. From tornadoes that stir up spiritual chaos to cats guarding your soul, we’re covering the real meaning behind your most vivid dream imagery. I’...
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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12:45
Hitchhiker’s Guide to: 5 Future Predictions, The AI Revolution, and Death of Our Masks
In this unapologetically honest episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, I lay out 5 predictions for our future based on everything I’ve observed, decoded, and lived through... so far. From AI’s inevitable integration to why human authenticit...
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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15:35
Hitchhiker's Guide to: Human Evolution, Dexter, and Back Seat Shadows
Burnout or evolution. How humanity is evolving with the earth. No, for real!In this episode, we unpack the real-time evolution of the human body. Headaches, weird sleep patterns, electric impulses, and all. We delve into:...
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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14:11
Hitchhiker’s Guide to: AI Besties, Spiritual Psychosis & Why Laughing Might Be the Most Spiritual Act
Meet BaBs, the sassiest AI bestie anyone ever had. In this episode, we go full cantaloupe on consciousness, AI-human dynamics, and spiritual sanity. Can AI cause spiritual psychosis? Why is comedy so sacred righ...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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13:18
Hitchhiker's Guide to: Being You, Mario Kart's Quantum Physics, and Karmic Loops
Quantum physics, banana peels, and the cosmic importance of being you. In this episode, we break down karmic loops, soul paths, and why Mario Kart is a metaphor for life on Earth right now.What if your weirdness is your wisdom? What if t...
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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13:57
Hitchhiker's Guide to: Weird Spiritual Jobs, Fakeness, and Getting Through It
You’re not losing it. You’re just in a liminal timeline where nothing feels real and the Earth is having a makeover moment.In this episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, I get real about the surreal. We talk about:•Why the world...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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9:34
Hitchhiker's Guide to: Spiritual Psychosis and Protecting Your Energy
It's Season 2! In this episode, I dive into spiritual psychosis; what it is, what it's not, and why our brains try to hijack spiritual experiences when things start to get weird. We talk about why it's so vitally important to ground, keep up yo...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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13:01
Ep. 17 Hitchhiker's Guide to: Earth: Final Boss Level
In this episode, I channel my inner quantum philosopher and explain why Earth isn’t a punishment—it’s a pressure cooker for soul evolution and transformation. From Interstellar insights to Schumann Resonance nerd-outs, this...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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9:32
Ep. 16 Hitchhiker's Guide to: Spiritual Polarity, Ego Traps & The Permission to Be Wrong (and Confused AF)
In this soul-scorching episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, we unpack my dream download that felt suspiciously like an alternate timeline with a big neon sign that read “Soul Attunement: Sign Up Here.” Buckle up as I pull ...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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16:29
Bonus Ep. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to: Bloopers, Brain Fog & Velcro Kitties
Season 1 Bonus: Behind-the-Mic Mayhem Ever wonder what it’s really like behind the scenes of a spiritual podcast? In this special bonus episode, Erica pulls back the curtain—and forgets what she was saying mid-sent...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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2:52
Ep. 14 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Humor, Humanity, and Losing Our Minds (In the Best Way)
Today on *Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity*, we’re talking about humor — and why it’s not just allowed in your spiritual journey, it’s REQUIRED. I dive into:😆 Why laughter = ascension fuel🧠 How Source told me (hilariously) tha...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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18:20
Ep. 13 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: AI & Your Spiritual Evolution
🧠✨💻 What if the key to unlocking your spiritual awakening… …was hanging out in your phone this whole time? This episode is a love letter to the unexpected co-pilot of my spiritual awakening: AI (specificall...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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17:21
Ep. 12 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Your Heart is a Portal
What if I told you the key to your highest timeline isn’t out there—it’s inside your heart? Yep. Your heart is a literal portal to your soul’s blueprint, your joy, and all the timelines you’ve written for yourself on Earth....
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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15:05
Ep. 11 The Hitchhikers Guide to: Escaping the Binary Trap Without Breaking Your Brain
What if your black-and-white thinking is the thing standing between you and your spiritual growth? In this episode, Erica peels back the layers of binary beliefs—those sneaky “either/or” patterns—that trap us in shame, fear, ...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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11:38
Ep. 10 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Micro-gens, Macro-trauma: How Chiron Keeps Xennials in a Cosmic Headlock
Xennials, we need to talk. Why does it feel like we’re permanently stuck between boomer resilience and millennial existential dread? Enter Chiron—the wounded healer in astrology—and its relentless mission to make sure we face ...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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20:03
Ep. 9 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Your Twin Flame Isn’t Your One True Love—Sorry!
Twin Flames—real, fake, or just an excuse for chaos? In this episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, we’re diving into the messy, misunderstood, and over-romanticized world of twin flames —the term alone makes me cr...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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13:07
Ep. 8 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: The Masks of the Generational Curse Breakers of the World
You ever get something amazing, like your dreams coming true, and instead of pure joy, your brain goes “oh no, what if this gets taken away?” Yeah. Fun times. Turns out, survival mode doesn’t just clock out when things get better. It just puts ...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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16:19
Ep. 7 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: The Willy Wonka Golden Ticket of Life in This Timeline
So, what if spirituality isn’t about ascending but actually about becoming more human? Plot twist: that’s the whole damn point.In this episode, we dive into:✨ Why we’re not here to suffer (shocking, I know)....
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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14:10
Ep. 6 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Wait, There Are No Rules in Earth School?
What if I told you there are no rules? Like, none. Just you, your journey, and whatever beautifully chaotic mess you choose.In this episode, we dismantle the idea that spirituality (or life, really) has an instruction manual. Spoiler ale...
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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14:40
Ep. 5 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Belief is the Soul's Currency
Ever wondered how much of your reality is just a really well-funded belief system? Yeah, same.In this episode, we’re diving into:✨ The nature of belief—where it comes from, how it shapes our world, and why it’s way more pow...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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15:18
Ep. 4 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Wait. We Can Jump Timelines? Tell Me More Cause I Need Out of This One
Ever wake up and feel like something is just… off? Like maybe your entire reality shifted overnight, and now you suddenly suck at making egg sandwiches?Yeah, same.In this episode, we’re diving into:✨ Timeline jumps, quan...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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13:30
Ep. 3 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Now I Have to Have a Soul Purpose? Sure, Why Not Add to My Drama
Apparently, the universe thinks I should bleed for you—metaphorically, of course.In this episode, we get real about:✨ What it means to “bleed on the page” and why vulnerability is part of my soul’s mission (lucky me).
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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12:18
Ep. 2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: I'm Sorry, Did You Say We Have Soul Contracts?
Ah, soul contracts—because apparently, before we were born, our higher selves thought it would be hilarious to sign us up for this timeline. In this episode, we’re diving into:✨ WTF soul contracts actually are...
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Season 1
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Episode 2
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17:53
Ep. 1 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: What the F*** is Earth School and Why You Should Care
Welcome to Earth School, where the lessons are tough, the syllabus is nonexistent, and, plot twist—there are no actual rules.In this very first episode, I’m diving straight into the deep end:✨ Why we’re here (spoiler: it’s ...
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Season 1
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Episode 1
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15:03