Hitchhiker's Guide to Humanity

Hitchhiker's Guide to: Human Evolution, Dexter, and Back Seat Shadows

• Erica M. Chapman • Season 2 • Episode 5

Burnout or evolution. How humanity is evolving with the earth. No, for real!

In this episode, we unpack the real-time evolution of the human body. Headaches, weird sleep patterns, electric impulses, and all. 

We delve into:

  • Why your ears ring and pulse
  • The science behind energy upgrades (without conspiracy theories)
  • Why I have to protect my energy while watching Dexter

Get your popcorn out, fam. We're going on a road trip to the weird and wild story of what's actually going on right now.

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Your host, erica, is a certified energy healer, alchemist, and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls; she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and cosmic patterns, she makes spiritual insights both relatable and funny.

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Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all!

Hello and welcome to Hitchhiker's Guide to Humanity. Today we're talking about how human evolution is actually going.

Okay. So my belief is that we are going through an evolution of the human body in real time. So what this means is our bodies are getting updates like codes from the quantum realm, from quantum energy. And if you've been feeling a bit weird, headaches, you know, digestive issues, sleeping issues, eating issues, like you name it, it could be because of your energy upgrades. Now, a lot of people will say, this is just like it always has been, you know, like, this is how being human is. Which is true. Like, I'm not denying that, but. If we believe that we came from, I don't know, fish in the sea that decided to sprout legs. Something had to make those legs sprout, right? Something made our ancestors update how we looked, how we felt, how our brains worked. And that, my dear humans, is what is happening right now. It's not going to happen when we're not alive. That doesn't make sense, because then it would have to be, you know, where would it be? And so what happens is. The earth, our beautiful earth. Who is having a bit of a moment? She is sending us, along with the quantum realm, different codes, different light codes. Also our friends and soul family members who have passed on, who are from other planets, whatever you want to call it. They're also helping us with this move into the next version. Now you'll hear a lot of people say New Earth, which I have a love hate relationship with. I don't think there's going to be a new Earth. I think our vibrations are raising. I think that they're going to keep raising our frequencies. I kind of use frequency and vibration interchangeably, but Whatever it is it's raising with the Earth's vibration and frequency. She is getting an upgrade as well. Because as humanity gets our evolution, so does the Earth. And actually, it's probably the Earth first. Let's just be honest. Like she's she's she's it. Right? She's the the diva of our solar system. And I love her. But what she says goes, you know, she upgrades first, and then we upgrade with her. And as this is happening, you might find, I found that I'm less hungry, that my sleep schedule is all over the place, that my body has these beautiful electric pulses almost all the time now. It used to be they really like light up when something is aligned that I say, I can feel it in my legs. And you know, I would always hear that song. I can feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes. And, um. And it's the one from Love Actually, like Christmas all around you. Anyways, um. I feel it there. And a lot of people are saying that they're feeling this buzzing feeling, you know, that their head, their ears, ears are a big one. I get ears, I get ringing, I get fullness, I get soreness, and then it it goes away. So rest right now is super important. Yes, my sleep schedule is like all off, but I'm still getting a lot of sleep even if it's naps. I think that's vitally important. And so a lot of people who aren't spiritual are going to start to notice that their bodies are changing and not in like a puberty way. They're going to start to notice synchronicities that they can do things they didn't think they could. They're also going to be majorly triggered and go through an awakening of sorts or growth, if that's meant to be. I personally believe that everyone is going to go through this at some point. We're all on a schedule, right? The neurodivergent humans were up first. Sorry. I know our whole lives we've been different than all of a sudden they're like, by the way, you're leading the evolution. But, you know, we drew the short straw. I talk about on my TikTok, by the way, it's at Earth Decoded underscore. No it isn't. I don't know what I'm saying. It's at Earth decoded dot and then underscore for TikTok. I talk a lot on there. I do energy checks every day. So if you're interested, head on over. Um, I also do one on one readings, energy readings. If that's something that interests you, feel free. Earth decoded comm. Okay, see, I'm advertising for myself. My spirit team would be so proud because they want me to do that, and I'm terrible at that. Imposter syndrome. Just like, lives in my gut. Anywho. Human evolution is happening right now as you're listening to this. When you go to sleep, when you dream. When you're in someone else's orbit, their energy, everything is affecting everything else. And I'll say this again. What you focus on becomes reality. I was watching this like, don't mind my cat. I literally left her for, what, thirty minutes out of the entire day. I watched this like movies that are coming in twenty twenty five, right? They are all like, A.I. is going to get us. Aliens are going to get us like. And I thought, oh, no. The more that we focus, the more that we bring these ideas Into actual reality, even if it's just a movie or a book or something. The more it creates something real here. So if we don't want certain things to happen, don't create it. And I know you're like, but I love horror movies and I love thrillers, and I know me too. I mean, Dexter Resurrection. Can we talk about how good that is? I get it like entertainment for entertainment is really good, but I also protect my energy before I watch Dexter. Like, I steal that puppy up. I'm like, nothing's getting in or out. We're just gonna watch because we love that show. And it's one of the few violent shows I'll allow in my life, only because I'm an old school. Like, I've watched it since the beginning, and I will be damned if I'm giving it up. I'm not giving it up. And so whenever I want to watch something that has a little more, you know, bloody murder in it, I have to protect my energy. And some people don't know that's what they have to do. But as I went through the spiritual awakening, I learned more and more how vital it is for me to know myself, love myself, and use my energy to protect myself. It is what keeps me sane and it's what allows me to sleep at night. I feel very protected, not just by my spirit team, who by the way, is amazing, but by me because I'm protecting my energy. I'm that badass bitch. I'm the one doing it. And you can too. You just have to believe that you can. Which isn't easy. It took time for me to actually believe it. I had to see some empirical evidence. First. I had to to notice that it was actually happening. And then once it did, it was like, oh, wow, look at me, heeheehee. And now my energy can do a lot. It can do a lot. I can make things happen just by saying them. And to wield that power is a heavy responsibility. But I truly believe it only comes to those who are ready to wield that power. Because by the time I believed I could actually do it, I would only use it for good. I know I'm making myself sound like I'm some superhero. That's not what I'm saying. But I'm creating the reality that I want. I'm saying no to things I don't want. And I'm bringing in what I do want. And it's all by being authentically myself. Following my joy and excitement and not. Surrendering to. The capitalist, patriarchal bullshit of this country and this density. Because I'm an infinite being, and I deserve to find joy and excitement and not have to suffer all the time. And in saying this, I know what a privilege it is. I know there are so many out there right now. That are suffering. And. If my energy can help them, I will absolutely do whatever in my power I can. But in my own little world, I have to be able to get up every day and find those small moments of joy. I have to be able to function in order to fight the good fight and use my voice, and help others get past this period of time, this human evolution that we're going through. Because it's not going anywhere. It's only going to accelerate and get more intense as we move along. But our bodies will get used to this. They will get used to it. And those being born now, they will already have all of this because they're their moms. They have it in their bodies and they're going to pass it down. Or humans with wombs. I'm going to be there's non-binary, there's trans, you know, whoever that passes it down. They are their DNA is getting altered in order to pass it down. And no, it's not happening from 5G or the government or some stupid conspiracy. There are conspiracies to be worried about when it comes to the government, but I don't believe this is one of them. I believe this is a Energetic upgrade. A scientific, energetic upgrade. The US government is bullshit. Let's just. There are so many cheaters and liars and disgusting perverts that are in government that take bribes and everything. You know, those aren't conspiracy theories. Theories. Those are like things that happen. But do I think that they're coordinated enough to come up with something like this? Hell, no. They can't even pass a stupid law for no. Nope. You can't convince me. This is beyond any type of government. This is energy. This is science. Now, you don't have to believe that. You're free to believe whatever you want. That's the beauty of free will. That is the beauty of being human. But whether you like it or not, you are evolving and you can't really tap out of this. Your card is going to come. Your ticket is going to get it's going to happen. It's just a matter of when. And I'll tell you, it's pretty peaceful on the other side of this thing. If I'm on the other side, who knows? But I did go through a lot to get here. A lot. But my shadows are safely tucked in the back seat of my car, playing their video games, eating their snackies. And I'm in the front seat driving us to where? Wherever we go next. And life is good. Until next time. Peace and love to you all.

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