Ep. 7 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: the Willy Wonka golden ticket of life in this timeline

 Hello, and welcome to Hitchhiker's Guide to Humanity. Today, we're talking about how the whole point of spirituality is really to find your humanity. Okay, so the whole idea that we are here to discover something in the spiritual realm, it's not actually what it is. These are, again, learning tools like even ascended masters, the divine, all of this, all within us. The whole purpose is for us to really become more rooted in who we are on earth, in the human experience. It's not meant to take us further up, I guess. It's supposed to be anchoring us into the earth. Because here's the thing. We already have everything as spiritual beings. We are already God, consciousness, divine, source of all things. It's within us all the time. So, What don't we have when we come here to the physical realm? 

That's the key. 

What don't we have that we want to discover? We as human beings, what we don't have is rooted earth energy. When you're rooted in the place where you're being your authentic self, following your joy and caring about humanity, like as a whole, that is from an earth-based rooted. You don't do the shitty things that humans have done. We've been looking at humans as the problem, but they're also the solution. What? Why is she always talking in riddles? You have to ask yourself, why do we come to Earth? It's not to suffer. That's bullshit. Who would want that? Who would want to fucking suffer? It's not also to be miserable and work and pay bills and die. I mean, seriously, no. But... As a spiritual being, you have all the answers, all the love, everything you've ever wanted. What's the one thing you don't have? A physical experience. Creating something new. Experiencing something new. Can you imagine how boring it must be to have all the answers to, you know, everything? 

It's, it's like that TV show, The Good Place, which if you haven't watched it, that is a phenomenally written and acted show. It is so good. Anywho, at the end of that show, spoiler alert, they get everything they wanted, all the answers. And you know what? It's maddingly boring. Boring as fuck. Who wants all the answers? People like mystery. People like adventure. So we come down here to replay all of that. You can think of it as our murder mystery theater, if you will. We complete karmic lessons, challenges, we... Discover new emotional baggage and experiences and like right now we're transitioning to new I don't know, densities, dimensions, and energy change on Earth, whatever you want to call it. This is the place we go not just to learn but to live. It's the place we go when we get tired of knowing everything. When we get tired of having love by default, there needs to be some friction once in a while, some conflict. Just like your favorite movie, if everyone walked around loving each other with no conflict or problems, would you even watch it? Would you even want to be in it? Maybe one or two if the actors are good, but it would be so boring. 

So why, when we come down here, do we settle for shit we don't want? Because we've forgotten who we actually are and have been listening to other humans and Who only care about the self and don't see humanity as a whole. And we've all bought into this for thousands, millions, shit, billions of years. Who knows how long? And now we are at the precipice of all of this. The universe has unlocked our potential. Handed us the clues. We call it a spiritual awakening, which is pretty apt, if we're being honest. We're all meant to go through it at some point, and once you do... It's the key to the next stage of human evolution. 

Those of us who are neurodivergent know this already. We've always known this, but the neurotypical society we've been in has tried to tell us we're wrong. We're the different ones. We have a mental illness, but that's not true. As I think I've said it before on here, I believe neurodivergent humans are the evolved version of the human. Everyone is capable of accessing spiritual gifts, but there is a large learning gap. I would say in human terms, as far as generations, Gen X, millennial, I believe these are the first stage of group who had their brains born with the beginning of this evolution. To a point where so many of us were diagnosed with various neurodiverse mental illnesses, but they were never an illness. They were our gift. It is my belief that everyone in the generations that came after already have what they need in their brains tuned to this evolved version of the human. And every other generation like Boomer, whoever's left of the silent generation, they can tap into this too. But it does take more effort to change all that synopses in the brain. That's why we have this knowing, some of us, of these strange weird things. So the neurodiverse population has always been more in tune to the spirit world and our souls. And we were told we were different because the majority of people that were here at the time that raised us They, we were the different ones. So we had to mask our whole lives. 

So the whole point of all of this is not to find out what the spiritual world is about. We already know that world really well. The best, actually. What we do is we access that part of us so that we can root ourselves back into the earth. And humanity and make it better so we can remember who we really are. So we can create and go on the murder mystery dinner of our lives and the guided tour of Earth's magical wonders. It's kind of like a fucked up Disney park if you think about it. And if you zoom out, you'll see... The ascended masters, deities, angels, all of these beautiful beings are all energetic learning tools teaching us how to balance both these worlds, spiritual and physical. And there are people who are too human and there are probably people who are too spiritual. You need to be both. And what that will do, that beautiful balance of both, And it's not ego, by the way. Ego's different from being human. Human is something else. Something I don't know the name for yet. Maybe love. So humanity and spirituality together creates this beautiful anchor into this planet, into the physical realm. An anchor that will keep us grounded while keeping our souls intact and allowing us to live our joy and not put up with this bullshit that we've been living through. Now, just like cycles, this will probably repeat at some point. I mean, whatever we're going through next will have its own set of problems. Because remember, utopia is boring. Let's be honest. As long as humans are human and have brains, And egos. But it will be a more open-minded society. It will be more rooted. More balanced. The path to your soul is also the path to being human. They are the same. It's not about giving up your humanity in place for a spiritual energy only. It's about embracing and rooting both into the earth, into the planet, into the universe. 

In fact, there are many of us here who were the first humans on this planet. And it makes sense as we transition. Why wouldn't they bring back the A team that helped build it? We're all important. Again, you're not here to pay bills and die. You're here to change the world. All of you. And we can do it. We've done it before. We did it first. This is why when you get a past life regression, It's always someone famous or important because who else would be here at the Willy Wonka golden ticket of life transitioning to the next density, dimension, 5D, whatever? We're the ones. We're the generational curse breakers. If you have kids already or if you have younger, your curse should be broken by someone else, a sibling, an aunt, an uncle. Someone in your family is breaking it in this lifetime or broke it in the past because I believe it's necessary for this next ascension. And I don't know how I know that, but I just do. Because I was given this beautiful gift to be a channel 24-7 for the universe. I'm pulling from that well that's at the top. And this is not a flex. That's not what I'm doing. This is me telling you we all have access to the same well. And you should access it because we're here to help everyone ascend to this next stage. A lot of us are done with the angel numbers. We now know it's time to move from the mystery of spirituality to owning it. And see it as truth and owning our humanity and seeing that as truth and combining those things together because they're both beautiful. It's not about disliking one or the other or that one is better than the other. It just is. And your soul, whatever we call it, the essence of who we are, it's there all the time. When we pass on that very end, it's so brief. And we go on to something, well, where we know all the answers. And we come back here after our karma is cleared, lessons are learned, and we have some fun. But we haven't been having fun. We've been killing each other and hating each other and all that. I've been gone for a thousand years because I obviously got tired of that shit. I mean, I don't know actually why I was gone, but I can imagine. So dip into that well. No one is more important than anyone else. If you believe that it's your human brain telling you that it's not real, it's totally real. 

If you've been listening to this podcast, you've heard what I've gone through. Like, do you know the amount of energy it takes to start a microwave on your own with your own energy? Yeah, I asked chat GPT. She was like, a human can't do that. And I was like, well, hmm. Okay, I did, though. You know, it's time to accept this as reality in our real world, our earth world, that this is not woo-woo anymore. This is part of who we are. Start listening to those spiritual people around you. They're not insane. They just had access to their gifts first. They were aware of them first. They were either born with them or they received them through awareness and signs and awakening. Listen with curiosity. Listen with intention. Take what resonates with you. There is no agenda in spirituality. At least there shouldn't be. It is who we are and what we're made of. I don't need to have an agenda because I already know. If you listen to me, great. If you don't, fine. I'm the mouthpiece. I'm a messenger. One of probably many. I am not special. Your spirituality is there to make you a better human and not the other way around. 

Until next time, peace and love to you all.