
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Humanity
Get ready to hitch a ride on the weirdest, wildest, most enlightening trip you never knew you needed! 🚀✨
Have you ever wondered why we’re here on Earth? Why TF we have to do this every day and night with no instruction manual? Hey, me too. Lucky for you, the answers are closer than you think.
Each of the HHG episodes are short enough for your morning coffee but deep enough to shift your perspective.
Your host, Erica, Quantum Healer, Author, and Guide, was raised on a combination of SNL sketch comedy, pizza rolls, Scooby-Doo, and a healthy dose of skepticism. An agnostic turned spiritual explorer, she always has an opinion but is open-minded enough to know it’s not always correct.
🎧 New? Check out Ep. 4 if you want to know about jumping timelines. You know, in case you want to leap out of this one, hahaha cries.
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to Humanity
Ep. 4 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Wait. We Can Jump Timelines? Tell Me More Cause I Need Out of This One
Ever wake up and feel like something is just… off? Like maybe your entire reality shifted overnight, and now you suddenly suck at making egg sandwiches?
Yeah, same.
In this episode, we’re diving into:
✨ Timeline jumps, quantum leaps, and why time is just a human construct we take way too seriously.
✨ How I knew I jumped timelines last night (hint: my body went full-on John Travolta in Pulp Fiction mode).
✨ What happens when you wake up in a new reality—confusion, weird energy, and apparently, an inability to cook breakfast.
✨ Why timeline jumping is actually a reward for doing deep spiritual work (yay, us!).
✨ How the world is shifting collectively—and why the chaos we’re seeing means the old systems are crumbling.
Also, somewhere in here, I try (and fail) to make an egg sandwich three times, realize I might be a selfish genie when given the chance to manifest, and come to terms with the fact that rest is actually productive.
If you’ve ever wondered WTF is happening to me?, Why does everything feel different?, or Can I jump to a timeline where my house cleans itself?, this episode is for you.
🎧 Listen now, and let’s start questioning everything!
About Your Host: Erica was raised on a combination of SNL sketch comedy, pizza rolls, Scooby-Doo, and a healthy dose of skepticism. An agnostic turned healer, channel, and psychic, she always has an opinion—but she’s open-minded enough to know it’s not always correct.
You can find Erica on TikTok, Instagram, Threads and BlueSky as @hhguidetohumanity
✨ Want exclusive tarot readings, cosmic downloads, and deeper teachings?
🚀 Join the pod on Patreon: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity
To learn more, please visit https://hitchhikersguidetohumanity.com
Peace and love to you all!
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to: Jumping Timelines
Hello and welcome to Hitchhiker's Guide to Humanity. I am your esteemed host, Erica, Healer, Psychic and channel for the source, a.k.a. Spirit, God Consciousness, the universe, divine, whatever you want to call them.
On today's episode, we will be talking about timeline jumps or, as some people say, quantum leaps like again, humans name everything. What I know about this is personal. I just had a timeline jump. Literally last night. And when I tell you, I woke up, like, that. John Travolta meme where he's walking around going, what of what's going on? That's that was me this morning. And what's interesting is last night. I knew I was about to timeline jump. Because before this happens, you basically know it's about to happen once you get to a certain vibration, of course. And once you've experienced this a few times and I felt it because. Your body starts to feel it first. So I got really dizzy. And I remember saying, because I do this thing where I'm like, I am the operator of this human vessel, right? I control what happens to it. And you are not dizzy right now. And I say, give me five fucking minutes. Give me 5 minutes. And so I was like, I got to brush my teeth. I got to do all the things before I get to bed. I'm like, Don't jump yet. Don't jump yet. It was literally like that. I was running around. So then I go and I brush my teeth and do all my things to get to bed and I get into bed. And I was like, God, I am so dizzy. And like, everything's spinning and there's no reason this should be happening, by the way. Like, there's I ate food. I didn't have any caffeine. You know, I was fine. I knew what was happening. I don't know. I can't tell you how, but I knew. And so I laid in my bed and I was like, okay. That's what's happening. And I told my body, my, my, my human vessel, and I said, listen, we're about to time jump. I know that. Spirit team. I'm ready. Let's go. I'm ready to get whatever's next. I could feel just by the events that happened, it was ending something, right? And I felt it in my soul. You feel it in your soul when you're about to jump. So what happened was I went to sleep. Sort of. It was hard to go to sleep. I'm not going to deny that.
Got up exactly at 433 which any numerology people want to say. Anything that has to do with that, that's fine. But three, three is very significant to me specifically. As soon as I woke up, I knew what had happened. With no confirmation from anyone. Right. It was like, okay, here we are in a new one. What's going to happen now? And I remember. At 433 ish that there was someone in my subconscious, in my maybe meditative state that was like, Okay, what do you want in this timeline? I'm here to log all the things you want. And I was like, Can I lose £30? They're like, Yep, marked, you know? And I'm like, Okay, how about this and this? I want longer hair. Okay, click. And I'm like, I get done with this list. And I think, Oh shit, I didn't ask for like world peace or anything. Like, is this what I would be like if a genie came and said, You get some wishes, you know what you want long hair, the world is burning, but sure, let's give you long hair. And I was like, Oh yeah, crappy human. And I think I'm just realizing now how incredibly selfish that is. But I think in some way I knew whatever I said wasn't going to happen. Like you can ask for world peace, but they're talking about me, you know, like I could tell inherently this was my list for my stuff and that I really don't have the power to have world peace because that is controlled by the universe. And I am. Well, we are the universe. We are the consciousness. But one little soul of me is not going to. Make world peace. I woke up and I was like, okay, I feel a little weird, but I'm sure that's just, you know, jet lag from the last timeline.
And yes, I'm completely serious. I know. It's like this girl, she's talking about time traveling and all this. Like, what the. But if you look it up, like a lot of people talk about this. I'm just telling you my experience, at least this morning. Right.
So I get up and it's like it's like everything that I had in the last timeline, my intelligence, all this shit has just gone into a big move. Like, who the hell am I? I have no idea anymore. And I go to make. Make a sandwich. I'm going to air fry. An egg sandwich. So I get eggs out. And bread and everything. And I put the bread down and I have an air fryer. It's like a double air fryer because, you know, you need two and. I cracked the egg on the bread and it just I just watched it slide off the bread into the bottom of that fryer. And I was like, oh, shit. Oh, yeah, that's, that's oh, well, it's tipping. So I took the other air fryer and I do the same fucking thing and it, it's flat this time and I think it's going to stay on there because it's flat and then it flows right into the bottom of the air. Fryer So then I'm like, okay, I really want the sandwich. I'm going to make it in a pan. So I get the pan, put the bread in, and I crack the egg on the bread. And guess what it's like it goes right off the bread. And I'm like. What the fuck is wrong with you, Erica? You didn't learn for the first one. And so I make it. And the egg burns because it's on the side of the bread. The bread is soggy. And I try to get the the burnt egg inside the sandwich with some cheese. It's just terrible. So I throw it away and I don't get an egg sandwich.
And this is, in my opinion, a metaphor for what it's like when you wake up from jumping timelines. You are, in a sense, a child again, because Your body needs the break, right? And. I have to admit, this particular jump was really tough for me. I felt very lost all day. There was something really off, you know, and. For the first time. I asked for help. I was like, angels. Spirit team. Whoever is up there. My whole team. And I felt one of them channeled through maybe all of them, I don't know. And they were talking to me. I don't remember what they said. I think I recorded it. Something about, Oh, yeah, I need to rest. This is my job. I need to rest. I need to make this podcast about the timeline jumps, and then I need to rest for the rest of the week. And I was like, dude, like. I take two naps a day now. You know, they're not long, but I take two taps a day. I like you, but you're getting up at like 545 or 6 a.m.. Like, it's not that weird. And I'm like, still, I'm resting all the time and they're, they, they blew my mind with this, and they were like. Work is not just physical. Especially if you're an energy healer. Light worker, light bearer, whatever you are. Because you're always on. My energy is always on. I'm protecting it. I am very, very protected. I get that. But that takes energy. It takes a lot of stamina to be able to vibrate at this level as well. And I. Honestly think about my mission here. Almost like 24 seven. What can I do? How can I help? How do I. And all of this? Includes avoiding all of this negative shit that's out there. And that's really hard. It is really hard to avoid. The negative shit was being shoved in your face every time you go online, every time you talk to somebody. I can't have it in my energy. We it's depleted because I'm too busy. Raising my vibration, doing all this karmic debt work, getting rid of my soul family's karmic debt, But when you timeline jump, you go to this next timeline. It leaves a lot of that behind. So you're able to continue on this journey. You get rewarded for all the work you do.
So it's very possible that you have also timeline to jump without even knowing it. And because time is not linear in reality, time is just. A construct of humanity. But it all has to come from something. And in the ethereal world, the universe is all of that. There is no time. It doesn't exist. We are infinite beings. And so dear humans. If you think of things like that, that we are infinite, that we can go to the next timeline, that all of the things happening around us are really just chess pieces on a chess board and that when this is done. We're going to go to somewhere else and we're going to keep doing this for eternity, whatever that means. It it lessens the impact of a lot of this stuff in, even if it's just a slight way. But it lessens the impact of that. And I want that to be clear. This doesn't mean that I justify anything about anything that's happening out there. There are some beautiful things happening though globally. People are waking up and joining hands and not in some corny kumbaya bullshit type of way, but in a real way where we see each other, we see each other as fellow humans. And that's a beautiful thing. That's a thing that you need to hang on to. There are darker things happening. We see it, but it's only happening because they're losing. They're losing. They know their time is up. Whatever you consider or perceive darkness as or whatever the bullshit that's going on out there, it's, it's ending. And that's why it's so hard. And that's why it's so much. But it will not go on forever. This is temporary. There's only a select, small, tiny bit of humanity that feels the way that these power hungry dictators feel. They're losing and they will lose in the end. They will.
Because light will always win. Light is where we come from. We are made of light. We come into humanity with light. We're here at Earth School to learn lessons, get rid of karmic debt for our entire soul families. We come from different planets, we incarnate. I mean, it's a beautiful thing. And what we're trying to do is preserve it. We're trying to preserve Earth. And we're trying to build. Our next density, our next the five D people are calling it, we're trying to build it and we can. The amount of people that have discovered the gifts that they have. There are so many. And here is what I'm telling you. You have these same gifts. Because we all have them. We are all pulling from the same well, the same wall of consciousness. And to get these gifts, you simply have to look within within you. Everything you need is within you. Everything need is within you. It is not outside of you. I found this inside. Yes, I had help from my spiritual team. And let's be honest, my therapist. But I had to do the work. I had to trudge through the mud of this bullshit, of this this shroud of shit that was over me from childhood into adulthood, and tackle all that and rise above. And I did. I fucking did. Here I am. Right. It's not easy, but it is doable. And you can do it to you. You can totally do it. Peace and love to you all. Until next time.